Nutritional Facts
Serving Size: 1 Human
Servings per container: 1
Amount Per Serving
% Daily Value*
Silly Tweets
10%
Weird Photographs
90%
Mocking MOOCs with Cows
30%
Commenting on Blogs
20%
Animated GIFs
40%
Messages with Typos
20%
Openly Shared Stuff
100%
*Percent Daily Value based on 12 hours online activity
INGREDIENTS: Grade Aaa Prime Suburban Raised Brat, Super Hot Cayenne Sarcastic Spice, Quick Reflex Lame Reply Syrup, Western open skies, Love Of Making Stuff, Silliness #5B, Dash Of PHP Technical Skills (Danger Level 5), Laughter, Self-Deprecation Dye #2, Baltimore Flavorings.